A little while ago my friend Jessica “kidnapped” our friend Jacque’s cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber. She took pictures of Bieber around town eating, shopping, and taking in the sights and sent Jacque ransom notes. After a month or so of this, she decided to give him back. This is what happened when Jacque came to the woods to pick up her beloved Bieber.
Here is today’s cookie wisdom:
I guess the whole “two in the bush” thing never made a ton of sense, but a hundred in the air? That just sounds like it would necessitate a car wash. Trust me, I know. Our office had a little bird problem a couple of months ago. I think I washed my car three times a week for a couple of weeks there, and I could have washed it three times a day. When I was driving in to the carwash I heard one of the workers turn to the other as he pre-soaked my car and say “What happened to this car?” It was gross, but I digress. Mostly because I’m pretty sure the fortune cookie writer meant for me to take a philosophical approach to this bit of wisdom. Nope. Not going to happen.
This fortune kind of reminds me of one of my favorite commercials. It’s random, but funny. Enjoy.
You too can be a superstar like I am. All it takes is a lot of hard work, determination, and registering in November for a race that isn’t until May.
I just started taking a photography class and this week’s assignment was to take a picture of rain. Hmmm, where am I going to find some rain? Sheesh! I’m practically commuting to work in a canoe these days. I hadn’t been able to get a picture of it until the other day. It’s my not so subtle stance on all of the rain we’ve gotten. Enough already!