Here is today’s cookie wisdom:
I guess the whole “two in the bush” thing never made a ton of sense, but a hundred in the air? That just sounds like it would necessitate a car wash. Trust me, I know. Our office had a little bird problem a couple of months ago. I think I washed my car three times a week for a couple of weeks there, and I could have washed it three times a day. When I was driving in to the carwash I heard one of the workers turn to the other as he pre-soaked my car and say “What happened to this car?” It was gross, but I digress. Mostly because I’m pretty sure the fortune cookie writer meant for me to take a philosophical approach to this bit of wisdom. Nope. Not going to happen.
This fortune kind of reminds me of one of my favorite commercials. It’s random, but funny. Enjoy.