Fortune Cookie Friday Double Dose

I missed last week (I did crack open a fortune, I just didn’t post it), so here is a double dose this week.
Does this mean I am the squeaky wheel, or that I SHOULD Be the squeaky wheel? And is asking that question considered “squeaking?” Sometimes I just need things spelled out for me, ok.
Wait, what? You have faith in me? That’s awesome! Who are you? Are you watching me? Have you been following me? Should I be worried? I mean, I appreciate the sentiment and everything, but at the outset, this is a little creepy. Let’s skip the pleasantries and motivational speeches and stick with you telling me about all of the great things that I’ve got coming. Is that a deal, Fortune Cookie Man? Thanks.

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